fish mitten

A promiscuous woman's vagina.

I pulled her panties to the side to expose her fish mitten.

by JP the literary genius August 10, 2004

Wet Fish

A slimy, very weak and non-committal handshake.

I got such a wet fish handshake from that guy whilst on security.

by theboyos April 4, 2013

Spermy The Fish

Spermy! The fish with a winsome smile!

Spermy desires a penis, you see.

In order to accomplish this daunting task, he must forcibly gather nutrients from the dicks of human males. FORCIBLY.

He lures in his quarry with his effulent charm; they can't help but smile

Upon latching onto his prey's cock, he procedes to extract the precious substances he craves; his prey still keeps their smile, but are really screaming bloody murder on the inside.

Afterwards, all that remains is a pile of clothes.

Spermy the Fish: GLUB GL-GLUB

Victor the Victim: BOY WHAT A DELIGHTFULLY CHARMING FISH. I THINK I WILL GET CLOSER SO THAT I MAY BETTER VIEW HIS ZEAL.

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by QuickDick the Terrible February 5, 2010

mystery fish

mystery fish is another word for a gross vagina. Its any girl that has been around and possibly contracted an std. You have no clue where she has been or who she has been with, therefore she could be called "mystery fish"

"Dude, Amber has been around so much, im changing her name in my phone to mystery fish"

by hcmhcxmc March 9, 2008

Floppy fish

To be a constant ditcher of plans

person 1:you know Joanna ?
person2:yeah.why!?
person1: shes such a floppy fish.
person1:she always ditches plans.

by collin hassler February 6, 2012

fish goggles

Placing your balls on someone else's eye sockets.

Hey Tommy, remember when you slapped the fish goggles on Larry? That was hilarious!!

by Gabe A June 23, 2008

pig fishing

Driving super slow and swerving back and forth in your own lane, while completely sober, usually passing around a hand-rolled cigarette as well, in an attempt to see how many times you can get pulled in a certain time frame.

"We went pig fishing last night and only got 3 cops to pull us."

by B June 29, 2004