fish mitten

A promiscuous woman's vagina.

I pulled her panties to the side to expose her fish mitten.

by JP the literary genius August 10, 2004

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Wet Fish

A slimy, very weak and non-committal handshake.

I got such a wet fish handshake from that guy whilst on security.

by theboyos April 04, 2013

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Spermy The Fish

Spermy! The fish with a winsome smile!

Spermy desires a penis, you see.

In order to accomplish this daunting task, he must forcibly gather nutrients from the dicks of human males. FORCIBLY.

He lures in his quarry with his effulent charm; they can't help but smile

Upon latching onto his prey's cock, he procedes to extract the precious substances he craves; his prey still keeps their smile, but are really screaming bloody murder on the inside.

Afterwards, all that remains is a pile of clothes.

Spermy the Fish: GLUB GL-GLUB

Victor the Victim: BOY WHAT A DELIGHTFULLY CHARMING FISH. I THINK I WILL GET CLOSER SO THAT I MAY BETTER VIEW HIS ZEAL.

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by QuickDick the Terrible February 05, 2010

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lying fish

A person who conceals the truth, conjures inaccurate facts, or avoids answering questions appropriately in a poor fashion

A bad liar

Someone who lies or hides truths poorly

I saw Kyle making out with Marge in the break room, and then when I asked him about it he said he didn't. He is such a lying fish.

by LadyAlkro January 15, 2011

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pig fishing

Driving super slow and swerving back and forth in your own lane, while completely sober, usually passing around a hand-rolled cigarette as well, in an attempt to see how many times you can get pulled in a certain time frame.

"We went pig fishing last night and only got 3 cops to pull us."

by B June 30, 2004

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