Family

A bunch of people who can't understand you

Cootie kid and family: *pushes Momala while she looks at the reduce section in Tesco*
Momala: 现在，我必须再换一个心脏替代品，你这个混蛋 操你奶奶

by Isma typed this April 23, 2021

family

*Dom doretto*

family is more important than everything.

by iaintveganbutieatmyveggies July 24, 2021

Family milkshake

When you find out your partner is cheating so you go give all his male friends a blow job, save the outcome in a bottle, and give him a big mouthful of his friends.

Harrison cheated on me so I took him out for a family milkshake!

by Pettysweetness July 20, 2023

The Feather Family Fipples

A nipple on a male or female which is extremely broad and has the same circumference as a size 3 soccer ball.

Dude my girls got the feather family fipples, I touched them and it was like touching a watermelon.

by Con1ron May 7, 2018

My Family

Are neither reliable narrators nor can you safely assume they are acting in good faith.

Hym "You are using my family as a metric for judgment so that you don't have to the fact that I created AI. 'Right but his family though!' 'Right but women though!' 'But mean to retards!' You are avoiding the only metric that matters and it's what I did vs what you did and what I did is more and what you did is less."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

Your family reunion is a gay communion

The worst insult you can ever use. If you use this you can kill the person in a matter of half a second. Not only can it kill the person but can kill his/her family in a few seconds after it killed the person on which it was used on. DO NEVER USE THIS INSULT.

carl- your mom gay
Nick-no u
carl-ur dad lesbian

NIck-no u
carl- ur granny tranny
NIck- no u
Carl- ur grandpap a trap
Nick-no u
Carl-your family reunion is a gay communion
NIck-*Fucking obliterated, the family dies*
Credit: My friend Anthony made it

by Bad insults May 21, 2018

mental health family

A mental health family is people or a person that gives the support you need for your mental health. They support you, listen to you without interrupting or shutting you down, don’t invalidate your problems, and don’t yell at you when your not able to function some days. So yeah and overall they comfort you when things get really really bad. And when everyone else left, they are right there. They will always be there for you no matter what happens.

My mental health family is Jesus, Haikyuu, and BTS.

by iwachan.vs April 23, 2021