John F. Kennedy

The president who nailed more fine pussy than any other man that was ever in the Oval Office. During WW2, he was boning a Nazi spy. Then, in 1952, he married a ravishingly hot heiress named Jacqueline, who later appeared naked in Hustler magazine. By the time he was president in 1961, he was having multiple affairs with dozens of women including: Mary Tyler Moore who was still married to Dick Van Dyke; Jayne Mansfield - a famous satanist, actress and nude model; Judith Exner - the mistress of a mafia boss; Angie Dickenson - a nyphomaniac redhead; and most famously Marilyn Monroe, who he murdered in 1962.

After a while, Kennedy's whoring ways made even the Gambino crime family red faced with shame. A secret alliance of assassins was formed, which carried out the JFK assasination on 11/22/1963. This black alliance consisted of mobsters, Cuban patriots, the Memphis Mafia including Elvis and Colonel Tom Parker, Texas politicians and conservative government agents working in tandem w/ FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover, who was a gay Republican.

John F Kennedy nabbed more fine poon than any leader in the history of the world including Caligula.

There is no woman on earth, who John F. Kennedy could not screw.

by Assex 776 December 26, 2007

T.F.BUNDY

Totally fucked but unfortunately not dead yet

A variant on FUBARBUNDY (fucked up beyond all recognition but unfortunately not dead yet). Used to describe people who are going to die but, so far, haven't.

The patient with a stroke, heart attack and pneumonia was T.F.BUNDY

by Dr J January 9, 2006

F.N.G.M

Fuck niggah's get money

"Who need boys F.N.G.M".

by karlita<3 June 24, 2009

F*ckening

Similar to "The Happening"

Used to humorously describe an event by comparing it to an orgy or gangbang.

'What would you call that last (video game) match against those pros?'
"The F*ckening"

by Dispassionate October 8, 2016

F.O.P.A

fat over pussy area

This is when a girls fat hangs so low you can't see her pussy anymore.

Damn, look at the F.O.P.A on that girl!!!!!!!!

by Lue05 April 13, 2007

f.a.m.e.

fuck all my enemies

i live in tha game and i live by tha f.a.m.e.

by 2-high October 7, 2003

f.i.s.h.

an acronym used by the army whenever something bad happens you can just remember fish

F- fuck
I- it
S- shit
H- happens

Pvt.#1- Hey dude Sgt. says we're all going to the field for 6 weeks

Pvt.#2- aww f.i.s.h.

by Spc. super man September 25, 2007