Empire of Mace

A newly created Empire originating in RHS, Richmond, B.C. Made up of several shady characters from a supposed History 12 class, they enact upon devious schemes involving time travel and dinosaurs.

Nap time is especially encouraged within the Empire, as well as collective dictatorship.

"Hey Johnny, did you get those groceries I asked you for?"

"Hellz no, I was attacked by a time traveling dinosaur from the Empire of Mace."

"Shitty."

by Emperor Mace December 14, 2008

empitorium

A huge hall or concert area.

I seen my favorite band in the empitorium.

by Beautiful retard January 8, 2008

emphutae

Emphutae is a code word for going poop or crap. However, it is most often used in association with 'diahrea' or bad indegestion.

(Em FOO Tay)

"Oh man, I just had to emphutae, I feel so much better now"

(Pointing at toilet) "Emphutae!"

"Go ahead, I don't give an emphutae!"

by Melon Child April 21, 2008

Empalin

To jeopardize one's campaign by choosing the wrong running mate.

Senator Smith empalined his presidential campaign by choosing a corrupt, inexperienced, secessionist as a running mate.

by Josephine X. October 20, 2008

empressov

The empress of vaseline and all its glorified and storied uses. Also an impressively snarky bitch.

Empressov prepares to slather on the lubricant which shall ensure full coverage of all appendages.

by xoxoj February 21, 2009

Empower FC

Winning Soccer Team

Dont worry if we are 2 nil down because we are Empower FC

by empowerer March 8, 2009

empty to the depot

Exhausted, depleted, unable or unwilling to continue, for example at the end of a night or your life. From what they call trains which are returning to a depot without unloading passengers at the end of the night.

"Fancy another drink?" "No I've had enough, I'm empty to the depot"
"Hey wife let's have another baby" "No thanks I already have a fanny like a wizard's sleeve, I'm empty to the depot"

by threebythree February 27, 2009