The greatest game ever. Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo save the world from the evil Gigyas and the backstabbing Pokey. All other games pale in comparison to Earthbound.
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New Aged Retro Hippie can now measure things easily.
Ness attacks. SSSMMMMAAASSSSHHHH!!!
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by Sodomy August 2, 2004
Get the earthbound mug.Effective Actions Per Minute. Just like APM , but redundancy percent doesn't count. Used in starcraft and warcraft 3 games.
1: Duuuude, i'm so pro in starcraft, my APM is 250 now!
2: rofl, look at your eapm. you just sit and select 1 unit a hundred times? xD
2: rofl, look at your eapm. you just sit and select 1 unit a hundred times? xD
by Shoah December 9, 2008
Get the EAPM mug.The olifactory sensation that occurs when a large overheated woman wearing full panty hose removes her pumps and waddles around the office with only nylons covering her smelly feet.
Sean: I know that's not perfume I'm smelling!
T. Rex: Au contraire, that's just Cathy's eau de toe crude'
T. Rex: Au contraire, that's just Cathy's eau de toe crude'
by Higley July 11, 2011
Get the eau de toe crude' mug.An individual who doesn't mind to spread their own ass cheeks in order to acquire a stiff rod such as a cock, snake, peter, or shlong up where the sun don't shine
Tim: Yo dude when I was in prison my nickname was Easy Cheeks! I was like uber popular and such. My life rocked hard!
Custer: Man, so do you think Jerry Sandusky is going to be getting that nickname soon when he hits the prison life????
Custer: Man, so do you think Jerry Sandusky is going to be getting that nickname soon when he hits the prison life????
by Radical Jew July 1, 2012
Get the Easy Cheeks mug.A bogus drinking card game you play with a group and target an unsuspecting person. The whole time you (and your accomplices) work to make the subject drink as much as possible. Goal is to see how far you can push without letting them discover that there is no actual structure to the rules and they always seem to have to drink.
Examples of how Eastern European Card Draw plays out:
"Guess this card"
"Seven of Diamonds?"
"It is a Diamond, but it's a nine. And since it is Wednesday you must drink eleven sips."
"Guess this card"
"Six of Hearts"
"It's a ten of Clubs, ten minus six is four but multiply by a factor of three because you're drinking a light beer. So drink twelve."
"Guess this card"
"Ace of Hearts"
"You got it! Everyone else drink one."
"Guess this card"
"Seven of Diamonds?"
"It is a Diamond, but it's a nine. And since it is Wednesday you must drink eleven sips."
"Guess this card"
"Six of Hearts"
"It's a ten of Clubs, ten minus six is four but multiply by a factor of three because you're drinking a light beer. So drink twelve."
"Guess this card"
"Ace of Hearts"
"You got it! Everyone else drink one."
by Bill Murray (really?) October 14, 2013
Get the Eastern European Card Draw mug.Someone who're from Philippines, Thailand, Indonesia, etc. They're "brown" and they're Austronesian peoples.
Jose looks like an east nigga. He must from Philippines. What a coincidence!! I'm an east nigga too!!!
by meis345 September 3, 2014
Get the east nigga mug.A unique mix of cocaine, crushed up addies, and powdered xanax common at East Chapel Hill High School in Chapel Hill, NC. Sometimes can be mixed with slices of money for that extra east chapel hill oomph.
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