by Jaike.Tate May 16, 2014
When a guy is doing a girl doggy-style and she thinks she has to fart, but when she does, diarrhea comes out and drips down around the guy and to her front.
She mentioned that her stomach was upset, but when I was hitting it from behind, she front dumped all over my dick!
by Lady Lish July 09, 2015
by Wurdy Gurdy October 21, 2009
by awkwardpandacorn January 09, 2014
This sexual maneuver has an extremely high degree of difficulty and requires some planning, but if anyone can pull it off it says something about their ability. A presidential dumptruck is the combination of an Abe Lincoln and the traditional dump truck. Once the male has ejaculated in the female's mouth (making sure to get some on the face to act as beard adhesive) and dropped off his load, he proceeds to turn around and throw the pre-shaven pubs onto the female's face forming the beard and completing the presidential dump truck.
Holy Shit guys! I just heard that Mike gave Sherry a presidential dump truck last night. How the hell did he pull that off?!
by DaTonyDanza February 15, 2010
by terp23670 September 11, 2009
A request you ask of a friend or stranger when you are having such a bad day that the only thing that could make it worse is someone actually emptying their bowels onto you.
Wesley: Dude its too bad that you forgot to wear clothes on school picture day, now your ding-dong's gonna be in the yearbook.
Ben: Take a dump on me!
Wesley: Okay!
Ben: Take a dump on me!
Wesley: Okay!
by Gunlockben January 28, 2011