upside down poop 

When you do a handstand on the toilet and then proceed to take a shit. Thus letting the shit slide down your body and lastly, off your face into the bowl of water.

Guy: why he got a turd streak on his cheek
Dude: he just did an upside down poop

upside down poop by godsbutthole October 26, 2013

Brushfires Down Unda

When a girl has long ginger pubes.

Me: Hey Jake what happened with you and that redhead?
Jake: It was sweet bro. I got all up in those brushfires down unda.
Me: That's fucking nasty dude.

Brushfires Down Unda by nutellacroissant February 27, 2020

the system is down 

1. obligatory sample from an old sci-fi movie, often used in techno.

2. an indication that a website or network was inundated with requests to the point of breaking, resulting in a server crash.

1. doo. doo. doo. doo. the system is down. the system is down.

2. what happened to my website? the system is down, yo.

the system is down by bud newman. February 28, 2003

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down

A phrase used to determine the appropriate circumstances under which to flush a toilet. Urine was to be left unflushed in the toilet bowl while feces were to be flushed right after bowel evacuation. This was used in efforts of water conservation either in the sense of environmental conservation or the saving of clean toilet tank water during power outages in remote areas.

“Man, don’t waste three gallons of water to get rid of a cup of sterile piss.”
“Why is that kindly hippy?”
“Just remember man, 'If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown flush it down.'”
“Thank you, sir. Perhaps with the water we save in the crapper you might be able to bathe more thoroughly in the future.”

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down by Capt. Chunkstyle June 5, 2006

Shades DOWN 

Order given by leader of a group when walking out of a dark area, such as an office building, mall, airport terminal, or theater into bright sunlight. Max style points are achieved when the posse lowers their shades in unison, like a precision drill team. For this reason, the group leader says "Shades" as a preparatory and after a slight pause for each member to reach up with their right hand to grasp their sunglasses at the hinge point, or to say "Wait! I'm fishing for my keys!" emphasizes "DOWN." The leader must also anticipate arriving at the exit and time his order appropriately.

Keith, Dan, and Jeff are easily approaching the exit with their shades propped coolly upon their heads. Seeing the bright sunlight outside through the doors...

Keith: "Shades DOWN!"

Shades DOWN by da Chetster February 13, 2009

holdin' it down 

Being on top of things. In control of current situation.

"Hey Dre whazzup?"
"Nuttin much juss holdin it down"

holdin' it down by JJ fo shizzle November 4, 2003

top-down awareness

That awkward moment when a person realizes that her bikini top has fallen out of place and others are aware of the fact.

In leaping up unto the raft, and seeing bemused stares from the boys, Angel experienced a not unpleasant top-down awareness.

top-down awareness by Duckbutt December 27, 2003