dead fish

Dolphins will masterbate with eels or dead fish.

You dead fish

by ThatOneKaydo April 12, 2022

Dead Game

A game that has a player base that is in perpetual decline and averages less than 10 players at any given time, such as Killer Queen Black. A game with clueless developers, such as Killer Queen Black.

I can never find a match in KQB because it's a fucking dead game.

by KillerQueenWack February 26, 2022

Dead Meal

Eating someone out/giving a blowjob to a dead person.

In Romeo and Juliet, it looked like he was having a dead meal.

by johnson6969696969 April 27, 2011

tie dead

The butt ugly failed attempt at tie dying.

Heather was going for a tie dyed shirt, but ended up with a tie dead rag.

by Bambi Berkowicz October 27, 2010

dead port

Like a 'port' on a computer that no longer works, even though there's a cable in it, used to describe a woman who lies there doing nothing during sex. Coined at WPI.

John: Hey, I heard you fucked that hot chick you met yesterday. Damn, she must have been good!
Robert: Eh, she was a dead port, I would have been better off with by myself with some lotion.

by tedium July 1, 2005

dead tree

when 27 Black guys have a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower

guy: What do you see through the telescope
girl: 27 black guys having a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower
guy: oh a dead tree

by Anal_Warrior27 June 18, 2018

dead landopotimus

a fat lazy person who died either from marijuana or alcahol or from teh stenchy dirty room he lives in

matt died today, what a dead landopotimus

by hippy man for life February 23, 2005