A Dead Stream is a very small quantity of urine, either a small amount, a weak stream, or completely unable to piss. A symptom of prostate enlargement blocking the flow or urine out of the bladder and in the urethra, a/k/a benign prostatic hypertrophy.
The line for the men's room was all the way down the hall because of all the Dead Stream geezers standing in front of the urinals and not able to pee hardly anything anything at all.
by CrotchGourmet May 2, 2020
Get the Dead Stream mug.Jane has to be {dead in the head}, as when I said in her company "I am on top of most things, except Jane, here, she is ALWAYS on top of one thing."
by After_Darkness October 27, 2017
Get the dead in the head mug.Person 1: "I shagged her last night"
Person 2: "What was her fanny like?"
Person 1: "It was like a dead hedgehog"
Person 2: "What was her fanny like?"
Person 1: "It was like a dead hedgehog"
by MK DONS February 24, 2011
Get the dead hedgehog mug.guy: What do you see through the telescope
girl: 27 black guys having a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower
guy: oh a dead tree
girl: 27 black guys having a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower
guy: oh a dead tree
by Anal_Warrior27 June 18, 2018
Get the dead tree mug.Like a 'port' on a computer that no longer works, even though there's a cable in it, used to describe a woman who lies there doing nothing during sex. Coined at WPI.
John: Hey, I heard you fucked that hot chick you met yesterday. Damn, she must have been good!
Robert: Eh, she was a dead port, I would have been better off with by myself with some lotion.
Robert: Eh, she was a dead port, I would have been better off with by myself with some lotion.
by tedium July 1, 2005
Get the dead port mug.by Bambi Berkowicz October 27, 2010
Get the tie dead mug.a fat lazy person who died either from marijuana or alcahol or from teh stenchy dirty room he lives in
by hippy man for life February 23, 2005
Get the dead landopotimus mug.