the puddle of cum that accumulates on your boxers and pants after a wet dream. some people clean it up and some just roll over and go back to sleep.
Dude 1: "Dude I woke up to a vicious cum puddle last night but was wayyyy too tired to clean it up."
Dude 2:"..................I know what your sayin."
Dude 2:"..................I know what your sayin."
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Brittany: I didn't realize Billy Bob cums so much; it was like a cum hydrant!
Phyllis: Oh! I've made that mistake before.
Brittany: I didn't realize Billy Bob cums so much; it was like a cum hydrant!
Phyllis: Oh! I've made that mistake before.
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by francois m January 11, 2008
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I knew he was a cum cruncher when i spotted a familiar nugget dangling from a hair in the corner of his mouth.
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by LS returns(tiny) January 10, 2009
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It was the night before Christmas, and Santa drizzled his cum gloss into the eggnog in order give Cynthia a more intense, long-lasting moisture, that she desperatly yearned for in the cold month of December.
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