TEH EPIK DUK IS COMING!!!

“TEH EPIK DUK IS COMING!!!” is a sentence you could say on roblox back in 2012 if you were under 13. bcz the restricted chat you were given only allows a few select words, one example being: “street fighting!” so if you were in a roblox game some random person would go: “street fighting!”
sadly this feature was removed, we will miss you epik duk.

some random >13 kid: TEH EPIK DUK IS COMING!!!

by I like penguinssss December 2, 2023

to have it coming

To deserve what is about to happen; to meet the consequences of (mean) deeds.

To have it coming:

"I never screwed up anyone, who didn't have it coming..." - Jack Nicholson's character in The Departed (2006)

by Simple woodcarver January 31, 2016

Come

When a set time or event occurs.

They won't be too far from honors come the next season, in my opinion.

by Arminkshipper June 22, 2024

millie's coming

every june, you gays better hide cuz millie’s coming for you 🏳️ 🌈💥🚗

gay person: *exists*

millie: coming to hit you

millie’s coming
millie's coming

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut August 13, 2023

Nirvana-Come As You Are

The lines in the song are really contradictory. One after another they are kind of a rebuttal to each line. It’s kind of confusing I guess. It’s just about people and what they are expected to act like. - Kurt

Nirvana-Come As You Are

by giomtz68 April 7, 2021

E.t is an alien and he is kind of spacey, coming from the universe to party and go crazy

i dont know lol

E.t is an alien and he is kind of spacey, coming from the universe to party and go crazy

by absdfg June 12, 2024

No one is coming to save yo

Oooooh! Oh! I don't exist! Ok. That's not the most solipsistic shit I've ever heard in my life! A higher plane of existence you say? Really!? Wooooow! I didn't know that! I didn't know that I existed on a high plane and therefore have already been saved... Neat! Yeah, see the same people who are saying that also want to use me as manpower to save America and the institutions and the Palestinians... So... How does that work? You're not going to save me but you need me to let you pretend to win an argument about whether or not your kids should be shielded from the vague awareness of the existence of things literally. The sheer sight of a drag queen will is going to shatter your kids mind... So I have to let you legislate against that guy wearing things... To save your kids from wrong think... Because if they see a gay they are going tooooo... Do something? Get molested? I gotta go along with your incest cult or the other incest cult is gonna get me... Not me, but rather, your daughter is going to have to not be a filth slut or I'll be allow to throw rocks at her? That's the thing that we need to rally together to save you from?

A solipsist "No one is coming to save you."

Hym "Do it or I'll murder a kid."

Solipsist "No, you need to save me! From that tranny over there! My kids is going to see that and then they are going to want to do that!"

Hym "Ha! I don't see a problem with that so..."

Solipsist "Right but the black people want the outcome of their lives to be the same as mine!"

Hym "They want their kids to get murdered over you refusing to pay for what you took from and stop surveiling as guy?"

Solipsist "Wh... This guy wants to kill me for locking him and his family in my basement!"

Hym "I... Want to kill you for a conceptually adjacent reason..."

Solipsist 😤 "I should matter more that you!"

Hym "You don't. Your kids don't. Your kids actually matter less and they're shit. Did you know... That every daughter is a doodoo in her fathers butt? (That's a Rick and Morty reference I literally write for them so I can use that in my thing)"

Solipsist "My daughter is not a poop!"

Hym "She's a poop and a filth-slut. Absolute garbo. Slut daughter."

Solipsist "People like you can't be allowed to suceed!"

Hym "The only form of failure I will accept is child murder."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2024