cool ranch Icarus 

When a person ends up getting a great bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, but doesn't feel very well after eating the doritos.

OctopusCaveman: I don't feel so good
PresidentTightrhymes: You flew too close to the sun, Cool Ranch Icarus

cool ranch Icarus by bored_ September 10, 2022

cool points 

This is the word used to descibe how cool a person is. There is two types of cool points. One is called Phils dad this means the person has so many cool points it is impossible to explain how cool and legendary he/she is. The other is called Hollys mum this means the person has no cool points and is so unpopular and annoying that it is impossible to explain.

Dave: Hey look at that person over there he is so cool and has loads of cool points!

A wise man: He is such a Phils dad!

or

Dave: look at that old granny she is so ugly!

Wise man: She is such a Hollys mum.

cool points by philium March 22, 2009

Cool Shield 

Something you have if you are cool enough that protects you from harm. Ranges from the size of your pinky to a 2 mile radius around the person.

That dude has a cool shield
-or-
He could survive a nuclear blast with his cool shield.

Cool Shield by BigBlowfish November 19, 2004

cool 3 plus extras

a group of supposedly cool people who attend a university in the centre of the universe. you never find one of the cool 3 on their own, but they are often surrounded by many. cool 3 plus extras is the group everyone wants to be in, particularly at christmas and new year when they organise amazing trips to brighton

the cool 3 plus extras = carnage

cool 3 plus extras by extra number 2 January 9, 2008

Cool Story Bor

The marching band version of cool story bro. Used in sarcasm, both taunting the subject and the original term. Commonly used by those who deign not to use online chat terms.

Josh: Hey alex, I'm gonna be drum major next year!

Everyone: LOL
Brian: Cool story bor

Cool Story Bor by CHSbandkid95 December 12, 2010

cool dude 

An expression used to show a lack of interest in someone's comment or opinion. Used in a sarcastic sense to emphasize that you don't care.

Dave:
"I lost my virginity today!"

Steve:
"Cool dude"

Dave:
...

cool dude by cooldude111 January 23, 2011

cool as Justin Bieber 

a phrase used to describe some thing that some people like but, you and you peer group do not.

that song we just heard was cool as Justin Bieber.

cool as Justin Bieber by chuck10 July 7, 2010