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British Pipe Cleaner

A women waxes a british guy's cock with her vagina; a dirty one with fungus.
Damn, might I say that girl can give a heck of a British Pipe Cleaner
by Rhett Patre March 14, 2011
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Cleverability

A person's ability to make themselves cleverer.
Randy knew nothing when he started working here. Now he's even overtaken Ken Williams and is next in line for a promotion. He's got naturally high cleverability levels
by Benncm February 21, 2011
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Fetus Cleavage

When a person under the age of 16 takes pictures in which their tiny breasts are smashed together in order to look larger
My sister's friend always uses her fetus cleavage to lure guys in.
by Jon B. Jovi October 1, 2008
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Polish Cleaner

A sexual act made up by a Chris W & Caitlin L in 2009. The act of performing the polish cleaner is explained below:

To achieve a proper polish cleaner you will need to take a dump in a plunger, lie your partner down and repeatedly plunge the stuff into your partners face, chest, back, butt etc..

This achieves a nice splatter pattern and results in a "post MTV awards britney spears look"

DO obtain permission though as can result in the law being involved.
" I was giving your mom a polish cleaner last night when she turned around and tried to wipe it on me. Fucking disgusting man!"
by Caitycat September 27, 2009
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Cleve

To open up and discharge one's nipple onto an absorbent surface. Usually capitalised, and not followed by a space; instead most writers conjoin it with the following word.
I am selling a single bed, Clevedon.

I Clevedon the mattress, thus dirtying it.
by Andreas Vegas April 30, 2008
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cleveland browns

An nfl football team that plays in Cleveland,Ohio and borders Lake Erie(the shit bowl of America). Also a team so bad the can go 10-6 and not even make the playoffs.
Guy 1: man cleveland browns sucks!
Guy 2: I know if it's brown flush it down!
by Tyler Lindsey January 13, 2008
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Eldridge Cleaver

A right winged extremist who is pessimistic in every way and wants this country to be overtaken by an old senile man on the verge of death and Bush with a vagina (Failin' Palin).
I can't believe how much of an Eldridge Cleaver you are! You actually are against a man who is not at all corrupt and doesn't follow selfish republican ideals. You support a man involved in the Keating Five scandal and his running mate a woman who believes dinosaurs were alive 6000 years ago. I'm from fucking Alaska and I even hate her. You fucking noob. You fucking Eldridge Cleaver. Fuck you.
by seizurebeagle March 7, 2009
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