choking your chicken

Choking your chicken is whacking yo wienie homie!

Dang, Gabe have you ever been caught in the closet choking your chicken. I have and my Mom is taking me to a shrink tomorrow to see if I'm a perv.

choking your chicken by Home Slice 36 July 10, 2014

Crotch Check

The act of checking the crotch of your pants for durability before you put them on to avoid an embarassing blow out.

Me: Did you see her crotch?

You: No! What happened?

Me: She must not have done a crotch check this morning because she just had a blow out!

You: That's like the 4th pair she has blown!

Crotch Check by **MAT*** March 30, 2011

chickened out

afraid to do something.

i was going to ask her for a date, but at the last minute i chickened out.

chickened out by shelaz March 2, 2008

Chicken nugger

In a world of sweer potato and french fried, your mind strains to understand this anomaly. May you never be unfortunate enough to find this in your child's Kid Menu lest he starve in the corner.

The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger.
Your son weeps, starving in the corner for his chicken nugger.

Chicken nugger by TwilightSmash64 October 16, 2015

tastes like chicken 

A common phrase relatin to every strange meat dish ever tasting somewhat like the popular poultry.

Velociraptor/peacock/wolf/tiger/children/DVD player/gecko tastes like chicken too!

tastes like chicken by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

Blue Checkmark 

Someone on Twitter who thinks they are famous but in reality nobody has heard of (usually a B-list celebrity or a journalist who writes for a little-known leftist publication). The main factor which separates them from the verified accounts belonging to real celebrities is that the Blue Checkmarks lack the self-awareness to realize that nobody really cares about their opinions, yet they act as though they are God's gift to political discourse as they spout their self-righteous hot takes on Twitter.

Of course all of the Blue Checkmarks came out in droves to virtue signal about the latest election news.

Blue Checkmark by Russian Dumplings November 24, 2020

cool like a chicken 

A phrase that perfectly describes someone or something that is hip,cool, awesome,the shit,the bomb or the kat's meow!!

" Wow, that man is cool like a chicken"

"That girl over there looking cool like a chicken"
"Rolled up on my homies lookin cool like a chicken"
"Bro you looking cool like a chicken"

cool like a chicken by Mcdondoodleson February 3, 2019