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Catholic Candy Job 

This is the act of a priest dropping a piece of candy to the altar boy. This piece of candy is usually a jolly rancher. The priest will wear his robes backwards as to make sexual contact with the altar boy. Therefore, the altar boy is the priests favorite person that comes to the church.
The priest did well with the Catholic Candy Job!
Related Words

Cotten candy

Aouther term for the neden
Hay, cotten candy... Cotten candy dont get wet 'til you put it in your mouth
Cotten candy by Juggalo Grimm January 14, 2008

cheap candy 

When Jarkko Ruutu hits someone in a non-sporting fashion while playing ice hockey.
Jarkko caught Jagr in the boards with his head down and handed out some cheap candy.
cheap candy by PensFanForever December 23, 2008

rock candy 

A derogatory term for someone who is stubborn.
Guy 1: Everyone wants to see Shutter Island but you, John
John: No way dude, I wanna see Alice in Wonderland
Guy 1: Dude, quit being such a rock candy

pants candy 

(derivation self explanatory) The female sexual organ.
Is pants candy a term that demeans women?
pants candy by Bill gronos July 2, 2006

piece candy 

A current definition of a small amount of a sugary substance located in my hand or a desk. Sometimes located in my gooch or in your taint.
OoooHhh piece candy!!!

G: Would you like a piece candy?
M: YES PLEASE!!!!
G: It was in my gooch.
M: Fuck NO!!
piece candy by Matt and German February 4, 2008