Brown Nosed Mud Dove

A turd who is a snake in the grass. Either a snitch or kiss ass turd. Brown Nosed Mud Doves are a species of Gerbs.

You are a Brown Nosed Mud Dove

by Brown Nosed Mud Dove October 28, 2009

Zig Zag Nose Fuck

Used to describe a persons disfigured nose.
Most commonly associated with Owen Wilson.

"yo, check out that Zig Zag Nose Fuck Owen Wilson"

"Owen Wilson is the most famous Zig Zag Nose Fuck"

by carboncopy347 February 16, 2009

Norwegian nose tickle

the act of ejaculating onto a sleeping persons outstretched palm and then tickling their nose. Ideally, the victim will wipe their face with the freshly cumsoaked hand.

I gave Suzy a Norwegian nose tickle last night.

by assmurderer December 12, 2012

Itching your nose

When someone you fuck with is doing something so stupid that the social event becomes awkward.

Reach for your nose while looking at the person who is being awkward and proceed to rub/ itch it.

Awkward person: *exists*

Everybody else: *rubs nose*

Itching your nose

by The m'ster October 24, 2019

purple headed nose flute

A slang word to describe a mans cock

By jove Derek, look at that Purple headed nose flute. You could play the 5th Symphony on that one!

by Stephen Pengilley June 05, 2006

double barrel shotgun nose

Someone with who has a nose that sticks upward.

If you have that nose you can shoot walruses and shoot with your tits.

Sup double barrel shotgun nose go shoot that walrus.

by The fag that u hate December 14, 2017

Tom Marshalls Big Nose

Tom Marshalls big nose is used to scare off oncoming jews.

Whats bigger? u or ur nose (tom marshalls big nose)

by Tom Marshall’s Nose September 09, 2020