brown eyed susan 

When you perform oral sex on someone and get poop on the tip of your nose.

Hey, looks like you got a brown eyed susan last night. You've got shit on your nose!

brown eyed susan by toic June 20, 2009

Brown Pelican 

When a person shoves a fish (of any species, size, etc) into their anus (ass, anal cavity, rectum, poopshoot, etc) -- then proceeds after some time, preferably after the fish has been in long enough to collect anal matter, to "poop" or "Feed" the fish to another person. Reception of the fish should be oral.

AKA

A restaurant in Santa Barbara

Teri and I met a great guy at the club who introduced us to the Brown Pelican -- afterward I really regretted it.

Brown Pelican by FawksRawks March 7, 2010

Brown Out 

When you get too drunk and poop your pants and don't remember.

Yeah, he must have had a Brown Out last night

Brown Out by MizterTastee October 20, 2010

Brown Muffin 

Some who eats the shit out of your asshole while it is hanging out such as a turtle head.

Man your breath smells like shit did you get a brown muffin.

Brown Muffin by rich dog aka dick May 9, 2011

brown helmet 

Term in Iowa meaning being rejected by a significant other with a visual of being dumped (on) and ending up with (brown) shit on your head.

Aw Fuck! Nancy gave me the brown helmet.

brown helmet by funfuker May 2, 2015

Brown Dwarf 

The most relatable celestial body.

It is small and weak
It can't do the most simple tasks
Fucks up all the time
Alone most of the time
Really ugly
Dies quickly
Nobody likes it
Easily ignored

"Dude I think there's dirt on the hubble telescope"
"No that's just a brown dwarf"

Brown Dwarf by that one nerd December 18, 2016

brown out 

When you are so drunk you shit yourself.

I had a brown out last night.

brown out by supereagleman January 27, 2017