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In the end, everyone will die and fade away. Because of this, we are all in the same boat. Boatism encourages the spread of kindness because we're all in this together.
He practices Boatism and searches for meaning along with all his other boat companions.
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motor boating

Sticking your face between a ladys fun bags and blowing hard allowing the boobies to wobble on your cheeks.
I went motor boating with the missus last night.
motor boating by MrAsh December 30, 2005

Bumper Boating

The act of docking without a foreskin
Simon went Bumper Boating with Chris because they were unable to dock.

boats v submarines

A game commonly played in the UK for it's extreme banter and social skills
There are 2 ways to play this game, solo or duo.

Solo play;
The player fills the bathtub up to the brim with water and shits in the bath tub and has to decide whether it's going to be a boat or a submarine. If you choose to vote for the boat you think that it will be a floater, if you choose submarine it will explore the deep underwater mysteries of your bath tub. If you guess incorrectly of whether it's going to sink or swim you have to lay in the bath till said boat/submarine disolves.

Duo play;
Two players both sit on the brim of the bath whilst the bath is fulled with water, both players drop their load into the bath and decide whether it's going to be a boat or a submarine. If chosen incorrectly the player that guessed incorrectly puts on their scuba diving gear and gets ready to discover some treasures.
Man we played Boats v Submarines last night, I lost and got coated in shit.
Being Of A Terrific European Republic,

A person who has recently immigrated to America from a certain European nation. A first-generation born American may also exhibit "boater" tendencies. The opposite of being "Americanized." A term commonly used in the Detroit, MI area.

Boater tendencies may include:

-being a pack-rat such as canning your own foods, having a large garden, or making your own wine or lunch meats.

-having an uncircumsized penis.

-living at home with your parents until marriage.

-wearing fashionable European clothes such as Armani Exchange or Versace.

-growing up idolizing European soccer stars.

-getting hit by your mother or father well into your 20's.
Having a kitchen in your basement in very boater!
boater by Sal Biondo March 14, 2008

boatload 

Extreme abundance, a pleteora, excess, plenty.
That woman is so intimidating, she has moxi like a boatload of marines."
boatload by Jim Inman August 17, 2006