Blast

When you have to go or to leave, such as to bouce

Hey sorry to leave early but I gotta blast

by Yo wats up October 10, 2017

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Dazzle Blasted

When you release on a woman’s face and then throw a pocket of glitter onto their face

“So last night, I dazzle blasted”

by RazzleBlasted September 14, 2025

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Snatch-blast

Snatch-blast is when a girl or guy shoves half gram or more of meth rocks in her pussy!

"No more butt loads for me I just did a snatch-blast!!"

by Hitkitty1988 October 10, 2016

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The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".

Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.

However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.

How's Dave?

Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.

Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted

by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018

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Turkey-blasted

The action of dropping the toilet breaking, body shaking, earth quaking dookeridoo that inevitably follows Thanksgiving dinner.

"Don't worry, Joe, eat as much as you can! I bought a bulk pack of extra soft TP to help avoid any anal fissures once we're all turkey-blasted." said Janice before beginning the annual family Thanksgiving dinning experience.

by KarensRntUs September 15, 2020

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