orange envelope of shame

A parking ticket, particularly one in a bright orange envelope, often found under windshield wipers on cars parked at university campuses and busy cities.

If you don't feed the meter when you park, there might be an orange envelope of shame on your windshield when you get back.

LPT: remove wiper blades from your car so the meter maid can't leave you an orange envelope of shame.

by southland August 18, 2017

orange mcfarlanade

A sickly-saccharine-sweet soft drink that produces a severe blood-sugar spike and makes you irritably-arrogant and hyperly-uncooperative like da hot-tempered and mean-spirited John McFarlane of Iran-Contra infamy.

Between the oliver oil, orange mcfarlanade, and poindextrose, it's little wonder that the Iran-Contra Affair was such a "recipe for disaster".

by QuacksO October 14, 2018

Orange Bath

The action of giving someone/thing such a large amount of spray-tan that people question if you bathed them in the stuff

“look at Sandra, she’s taken an orange bath”

by Handof October 15, 2018

Orange

Orange is this thing we call "Donald Trump" he is a sack of no good shit. That would love it if Mexican's payed for the wall for this bitch.

We can't let oranges take over!

by YoungDaddyDick October 26, 2018

Orange dick

When your dick smells like orange

Friend: bro she said I had orange dick!
Me: what the hell is that?
Friend:you don't wanna know.

by Larger Orange October 28, 2018

Orange

A round fruit containing citrus

That’s a tasty orange

by Hshshbehshuddjdjdjdnhd November 8, 2018

Oklahoma Orange Juicer

The act of inserting one half of an orange, peel side first, into a woman's vagina, then proceeding to have sex with her, juicing the orange in the process. Drinking the juice is optional.

Hey, you want to do the Oklahoma Orange Juicer tonight?

by istealsoftwareonline June 12, 2018