tard

Someone who is so stupid, intrusive, and annoying , you can't get away fast enough.

I was talking to Kathy today , that tard just would not let me get away.

by Wayne M. June 6, 2018

Tard

Tard (To airy rectified Drumstick) Means when someone isn't listening to you side of the argument (Noun)

You're being a tard!

by bailey bridge August 9, 2023

no tard

A no tard is a person who doesn't know how to take no as an answer and is very obnoxious about it

" He is such a no tard, he won't take no as an answer and is being so annoying about it"

by icthatD May 14, 2019

gay fuck tard

The worst insult my friend and I could think of calling someone. If someone calls you this I would consider never speaking again.

“Oh my god Jackie is such gay fuck tard”

by anonymous February 26, 2024

Tard

The stupidest person in your group who gets their ass cut by everyone, others think is retarded but actually isn't. Should be used in forms of tard time, where the tard gets slave/noodle minutes for every stupid thing they do (which is usually a lot). A real cabbage patch neck-ass man.

Person 1: "God, you're such a tard"
Person 2: "Hard to believe he doesn't have mental issues"

by tyrannosaurusrex2 December 14, 2017

semi-tard

An individual slow of wit but who has enough going on to be fed ridiculous BS and recite it back accurately on demand. One whose dimwittedness is their dominant and most endearing characteristic.

Big Willis, the overweight pawn mouthpiece of the fraternity boys, recited the foul lyrics of the Anti Frat Rat song to any and all who would listen to his semi-tard rant.

by Yablonski March 28, 2007

Smart-tard

Usually a self proclaimed educator on the internet that parrots mainstream concensus science without understanding basic physics.

That smart-tard thinks boats go Over the horizon

by Joseph369 June 29, 2020