Often a glasses wearing Vietnam boi who plays the division 2 and begs with his mates jack and James for bread and unripened cherries at the side of the A14
Hey you see Dylan over there
Yes I’m Dylan you fucking disgusting cretin can I have some bread please I’m really poor
Yes I’m Dylan you fucking disgusting cretin can I have some bread please I’m really poor
by Pyro_is_thicc July 1, 2019

by KatieWhitesellHasInvertedBoobs October 11, 2019

Dylan is a gorgeous, incredible, and outstanding person who has a beautiful heart. Any guy that dates her or even just gets the chance to talk to her is lucky. She will listen to your problem when you're sad, no matter if she is sad herself. She puts people before her. Dylan has an AMAZING sense of humor and has an incredible laugh and smile. She has a smile that will make you want to smile if you're sad. She is so fun to be around. Dylan has a great and bright future ahead of her. She will be famous for having an OUTSTANDING singing voice. She will melt your heart when you hear her sing. She is beautiful, she is perfect, she is stunning, she is amazing, she is 110%. She is just perfect, inside and out.
-Bryan M
-Bryan M
Dylan is perfect
by Brytini January 24, 2018

The act of throwing a bowling ball into the gutter when there a 10 lovely pins at the end of the alley to hit.
My buddy is so bad at bowling, he will throw a dylan almost every other time he steps up to the lane.
by Mr. Stole yo girl September 6, 2018

Dylan sims can be an asshole and likes boys. Tries to hang with cool people. The girl last he fucked said he had a milimeter penis. This was the worst experience ever they said and they also said don’t ever fuck Dylan sims
I fucked Dylan sims and said put it in five times and he said it is in I looked I saw nothing but a millimeter penis
by Dylan Sims March 27, 2019

dylan beigh is the most loving and kind soul with the most handsome appearance and is perfect in every way possible, he's always there for you and is a good listener. having a laugh with him can brighten up your day in an instant and he always makes time for others. he's the strongest person mentally and physically and never fails to make anyone laugh or smile. he isn't aware of how cool he is, and he's the guy you wanna hang out with and talk to if you wanna have a good time
by anonymous November 22, 2023

Dylan is the greatest person EVER!! he will be extremely nice to anyone in his life but with girls he likes he is the most nicest person you would of ever meet he may be silly alot but hes the most funniest person you'll ever meet if you were to give him a chance I promise you he would try his absolute hardest to make your life the greatest it ever could he may be mean to some people but hes a absolute sweat heart and he will ALWAYS!! stick up for you no matter what he will never betray you if you give him a chance trust me you wont regret it I PROMISE!!!!!
Dylan
by HappyLife123445 June 19, 2019
