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touch ass

Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.

It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.

My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
by Oolated Squiggs February 6, 2025
mugGet the touch assmug.

Touch Grass

MIke J is constantly online on FIFA 22 he needs to touch grass in my opinion ONG.
by heyM0CHI June 6, 2022
mugGet the Touch Grassmug.

Im going to touch you

Tiktoks way of threatening to touch someone without their own agreement.
Guy 1 "Yo dude wyd?"
Guy 2 "Im going to touch you."
Guy 1 "What is wrong with you, you are such a weirdo dude, You need to stop it, This isnt even funny anymore."
by SwonglerMan September 4, 2024
mugGet the Im going to touch youmug.

touch

person 1: *brushes against person 2*
person 2: hey, dont touch me
the whole class: what da hell
by lesbiankitkat44 June 4, 2025
mugGet the touchmug.

Touched

Meaning as you finna get handled by these hands my momma, father, & god gave me cuz I ain’t use these hands in a while
Nigga-“You ain’t gonna do shit”
Me-“Boi you been talking out the side of yo neck, you about to get touched
by King_Chaice October 30, 2023
mugGet the Touchedmug.

soft touch

When a musician is so experienced and plays so well that his touch on the instrument looks absolutely effortless during his performance.
Bill got a soft touch on the piano.
by avoidingthepuddle May 18, 2024
mugGet the soft touchmug.

Touch Grass

Something that predators should do.
Creep: *talking to a 13 year old*
Normal person: Hey, creep, go touch grass.
by Pialinist April 13, 2023
mugGet the Touch Grassmug.

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