Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.
It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.
My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
by Oolated Squiggs February 6, 2025
Get the touch assmug. by heyM0CHI June 6, 2022
Get the Touch Grassmug. Guy 1 "Yo dude wyd?"
Guy 2 "Im going to touch you."
Guy 1 "What is wrong with you, you are such a weirdo dude, You need to stop it, This isnt even funny anymore."
Guy 2 "Im going to touch you."
Guy 1 "What is wrong with you, you are such a weirdo dude, You need to stop it, This isnt even funny anymore."
by SwonglerMan September 4, 2024
Get the Im going to touch youmug. by lesbiankitkat44 June 4, 2025
Get the touchmug. Meaning as you finna get handled by these hands my momma, father, & god gave me cuz I ain’t use these hands in a while
Nigga-“You ain’t gonna do shit”
Me-“Boi you been talking out the side of yo neck, you about to get touched”
Me-“Boi you been talking out the side of yo neck, you about to get touched”
by King_Chaice October 30, 2023
Get the Touchedmug. When a musician is so experienced and plays so well that his touch on the instrument looks absolutely effortless during his performance.
by avoidingthepuddle May 18, 2024
Get the soft touchmug. by Pialinist April 13, 2023
Get the Touch Grassmug.