touch n' bust 

a chick with puss(vagina) so good it elicits premature ejaculation.

Damn, after seeing Frida I'll bet you that Salma Hayek is a touch n' bust!!!!!

touch n' bust by DGreen July 18, 2003

Touch my butt 

What Nick Bridges likes men to do.

Hey man, you wanna TOUCH MY BUTT? Let's go out back.

Touch my butt by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Touch Me Not

A person, usually female, who puts off the "Do not approach me, you have no chance," vibe. She/He is not interested in dating or sex and prefers to remain friends with many people but not in super close touchy-feely relationships. They usually come off really bitchy and fierce, but it's just part of their natural personality traits.

"It's a shame she's a Touch Me Not, she's pretty hot.."
"Don't even get your hopes up, there is no way in Hell she'd even consider it"

Touch Me Not by Foleaseahhtea August 20, 2008

Touched Cloth 

To Touch Cloth is to have one's poo-poo touch your underpants and leave a stain. It it's slightly more high brow than just to say "UGH I shat my boxers blud."

Ryan: Oh No I can feel my poo touching my lovely new y-front for the charity bin.

Josh: My word man you've touched cloth.

Ryan: *slaps Face* oh my god

Touched Cloth by Josh_S September 10, 2006

The Dutch Touch 

When you wipe your hand on your crotch/balls and then touch someone with that hand. Your supposed to yell Dutch touch when done so.

1.(Joel is wiping his hand on his balls) 2.(Joel wipes said hand on Scott) 3.Joel: YOU GOT THE DUTCH TOUCH!!! 4.Scott:eeeew.

The Dutch Touch by ThatAnimeLover99 August 16, 2014

poo toucher 

A person or persons who touch male poo with thier genitals.

chad polzin is a poo toucher

poo toucher by jim dandy November 4, 2004

the chuck plaster nugget touch disaster 

When your running down a long hallway where a lovely 20-piece chick nug awaits your arrival, each nugget glowing magnificently with their ever so radiant gold crispness and plump white meat. However, at the same time fat chicks from all directions are being thrown at your head, hoping to destroy any possibility of you reaching your destination. Every nugget sits patiently and watches hesitantly as their dreams of being reached dissolve right in front of them, engulfed in the fear and reality that you might perish, and that they will not be eaten once again.

Jake: Dude mike, I was going to class when i noticed a 20-piece just sitting at the other end.

Matt: (with a concerned tone) My name's Matt. You didn't go after it did you?

Jake: I'm still here, ain't I?

Matt: Thank God.

Lance: The Chuck Plaster Nugget Touch Disaster.

the chuck plaster nugget touch disaster by echo 9 May 15, 2007