Getting in the piss

One of the highest ranks of expressing how intoxicated you are, or will be. More aggressive form of 'getting on the piss' or 'OTP', as you are quantifying how deep you will be getting in the piss, rather than just getting on it. (See also: piss = alcohol/alcoholic beverage).

John: What are ya up to tonight mate?
Darryl: Getting in the piss bro.
John: How deep?
Darryl: Till I can't feel my legs

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Piss Fingers

A condition where, due to large amounts of uric acid in the blood, some of it secrets through sweat and skin pores, especially in the palms and fingers. This frequently causes corrosion, rust, and erosion of metal, leather, and plastic surfaces frequently handled with bare hands, including keyboards, guitar strings, tools, and the like.

"I don't let him handle my bass guitar because he's got piss fingers, and I don't feel like replacing the strings in six weeks."

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Piss Fump

When two drunk people give each other a "fist bump." A drunk gesture after two people agree on something or think something is cool.

After drinking a 12 pack of Michelob Ultra, Tom made a funny joke and gave Mindy a piss fump. When the cast of Jersey Shore get wasted they all want to piss fump.

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piss jerking

The act of masturbating your flacid penis while urinating. Normaly to amuse and or upset various members of a congregation.

Ex. I enjoy pissjerking in the backyard at cookout, its a great conversation starter

Steve- sure is a great day to be hiking, hang on steve im gona take a leak
Tom- ok ... Jesus christ what the fuck are you jerking your cock for, your getting piss everywhere.
Steve- o sorry i just like to pissjerk once in a while
Tom- o thats sounds like fun, im gona drink all this water so i can start my piss jerking career

by piss jerking October 14, 2014

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