Male masturbation. A term most prevalently used by members of the British upper-middle class.
The term 'chap' was used by their parents during their infancy, as the word 'Penis' was considered too vulgar.
The term 'chap' was used by their parents during their infancy, as the word 'Penis' was considered too vulgar.
"I tell you what Bertie, today's been monstrous. I can't wait to get home tonight so I can get chap in hand."
by Tooting Sigh August 10, 2018
Get the Chap in handmug. by Uncle Schmoocoo November 12, 2007
Get the game handmug. Bus hands is a hand affliction caused by the bacteria Dirterium Hobus commonly propagated by handrails on buses and other forms of mass transportation where dirty people like to put their grubbies. Left untreated, bus hands can progress rapidly, escalating into an infection of bus arms, bus torso, or even so far as turning the carrier into a dirty bus person entirely.
Employee 1: Hi five m-dawg!
Employee 2: I can't give you a high-five z-money, I have bus hands.
Employee 1: That shit is wack, yo. Don't be bringing your grubbies around here.
Employee 2: I can't give you a high-five z-money, I have bus hands.
Employee 1: That shit is wack, yo. Don't be bringing your grubbies around here.
by m-dawg2 December 7, 2011
Get the bus handsmug. To physically/emotionally assault a person via introductory handshake. Often involves erotic application of index finger and/or palm sweat.
by cumhandee March 19, 2004
Get the cum-handingmug. Charli Hands is the most amazing person in the world. She deserves every single bit of love in the entire fucking world. If anyone were to hurt her I'd make you regret it. She is kind and sweet and definitely a cutie and I love her so much. She owns my whole heart. love you
by I love you Charli April 18, 2019
Get the Charli Handsmug. by ITS COORONA TIME March 24, 2020
Get the hand sanitizermug. When a person gets so angry their hands involuntarily flail to and froe while speaking in an effort to express their feelings. Usually in an uncontrollable and random motion indicating peaks of anger illustrating his/her emotions.
Coach was so pissed that we didn't score first half he he had angry hands the first 5 minutes of half time.
I hate when Will gets upset with his angry hands and douchey remarks.
I hate when Will gets upset with his angry hands and douchey remarks.
by JustJasminetoYou December 30, 2009
Get the Angry Handsmug.