Tard Shoe

1. A velcro ladden shoe used for special needs.

2. An especially dumb American Leftist reeeeetard. Often devoid of reason, and self control. See 'Special Needs'

1. 'Wow!He put on the tard shoe like he doesn't even need it.'

2. 'Did that tard shoe really just do that? No surprise there.'

by DharmaCoyote March 29, 2025

e-tard

When someone is being a retard over the internet.

Gamer 1: accidentally kills teammate Gamer 2
Gamer 2: YOU FUCKING E-TARD
Gamer 1:

by Nitch bass igga May 3, 2020

Tard den

Where the special tardlets go to learn

Mr. M went to the tard den with his tard guard to discuss what he will be eating for lunch

by Hahehheb April 24, 2024

Tard Wrangler

Etymology - Pre 1997 Charles Moxham working in the Kitchen at the Radisson Hotel in Madison Wisconsin. A woman from the Wisconsin Department of Workforce Development, Support Employment Program would bring 5-6 placed individuals to come in once a week to perform cleaning operations where they would meaner around the kitchen for one half hour disrupting the staff before being herded out into a van before heading to their next destination.

Here come's that Tard Wrangler again. Oh great I'm going out back and take a smoke break.

by Marion Del Gato January 11, 2025

Tard Mami

CLM

Someone who doesn't know what they're on about.

YOU ARE A TARD MAMI.

by hj_69 December 28, 2016

quart tarded

quarter of a retard

i’m not retarded i’m quart tarded

by C.Sherman February 5, 2023

tard stall

The larger, usually cleaner bathroom stall designed for the wheelchair-bound, retards, or wheelchair-bound tards. It is equipped with toilet seat paper ass gaskets, large rolls of TP, and handle bars to enable ass hovering or to give you something to grab onto when you really need to push one out.

Man 1- "Those hot wings have brought on a massive shit storm!"

Man 2- "I shall take you to Wal-mart. They have decent tard stalls."

Man 1- "Sounds good, I just hope that some tard hasn't explosively shit all over like last time."

Man 2- "Haven't you heard holmes? They remodeled the bathroom after that. The tard stall has new, improved handlebars!"

by Litaker July 8, 2011