by KFBR392 August 1, 2022
Get the The Librarian's Touchmug. Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens
The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"
Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
by kfc_manager__ May 15, 2025
Get the Don't Touch The Poopmug. by cosmosnative November 26, 2021
Get the Touch-holemug. The turkey touch is where someone sticks their dick your ass so you bend down suck there nuts between your legs like your sucking on a turkey gizzard and the receiver goes gobble gobble
by TheFavista1 July 16, 2025
Get the Turkey Touchmug. Meaning as you finna get handled by these hands my momma, father, & god gave me cuz I ain’t use these hands in a while
Nigga-“You ain’t gonna do shit”
Me-“Boi you been talking out the side of yo neck, you about to get touched”
Me-“Boi you been talking out the side of yo neck, you about to get touched”
by King_Chaice October 30, 2023
Get the Touchedmug. Something you tell your friend who is online on social media and/or video games for too long. It can also be an insult.
by Tr45h May 22, 2022
Get the Touch grassmug. by Yourmotherisahottie August 15, 2023
Get the touch my cockmug.