Dead Game

A game that has a player base that is in perpetual decline and averages less than 10 players at any given time, such as Killer Queen Black. A game with clueless developers, such as Killer Queen Black.
I can never find a match in KQB because it's a fucking dead game.
by KillerQueenWack February 27, 2022
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dead brick

The worst fucking personality you could possibly have.
Billy: MAN that girl is hot
Bob: yeah dude but she got the personality of a dead brick
by Jaquannn July 05, 2014
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Nearly Dead

Turning 32, single, all your friends are married and reproducing, you've traveled, want to see more but are bound by societies idealism of buying a house settling down and forgetting about the world.

Plus you live in the state of Western Australia, where everyone drives slow, is scared of change and don't venture outside after dark in fear of their walking frames being stolen.
Happy Birthday mate "yeah thanks", hold on how old are you? I'm 32.

Shit dude you're single and living in Perth, you're nearly dead.
by Mussman February 08, 2010
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dead tree

when 27 Black guys have a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower
guy: What do you see through the telescope
girl: 27 black guys having a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower
guy: oh a dead tree
by Anal_Warrior27 June 19, 2018
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dead port

Like a 'port' on a computer that no longer works, even though there's a cable in it, used to describe a woman who lies there doing nothing during sex. Coined at WPI.
John: Hey, I heard you fucked that hot chick you met yesterday. Damn, she must have been good!
Robert: Eh, she was a dead port, I would have been better off with by myself with some lotion.
by tedium June 21, 2005
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tie dead

The butt ugly failed attempt at tie dying.
Heather was going for a tie dyed shirt, but ended up with a tie dead rag.
by Bambi Berkowicz October 26, 2010
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dead landopotimus

a fat lazy person who died either from marijuana or alcahol or from teh stenchy dirty room he lives in
matt died today, what a dead landopotimus
by hippy man for life February 23, 2005
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