two-second fight

A fight, generally started by an inexperienced fighter, against a much more experienced fighter, which ends in roughly two seconds

An idiot on the street picked a fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a two-second fight.

by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021

Second set

Second sets usually act like their hard and go round trying to intimidate people when really they're losers who are too dumb to get into top set.

Boy:whats goin g?
Girl:nm I just got put into top set for math
Boy:your such a neek go away

Girl2:I'm in 3rd set
Boy:bruv I'm in second set what you chattin

by Your fave chav November 22, 2019

half-second cousin

Grandparent's half-sibling's grandchild.

My half-second cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

second great-great-cousin-niece

Second cousin's great-granddaughter.

My second great-great-cousin-niece is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

Second Uncle Shaggy

uncle j's friend. He, like j, is very weird and drinks faygo. He pretends to not be a auntie masa simp...when he is.

Silver: yo your a masa simp!1!1!!1!1!2!2!1
Second Uncle Shaggy: *puts on auntie masa themed sweater* omg how did you know...

by The original sillygirl.png February 26, 2023

Hard 8s get second dates

The phrase used to define the experience and future likely hood of seeing an individual whom you have romantic feelings for, for a second time.

We had a great time he’s a solid 8 and hard 8s get second dates

by Damien Monroe October 5, 2019

the Second Coming

Be prepared. The weird guy from texas has found his successor.

?: Did you hear? The Second Coming of the weird guy from texas is happening.
!: 100% Red doing this for attention

by the russia (p)resident January 31, 2023