Blind Sausage Whiff

Something Stevie mentioned on Good Mythical Morning.

Stevie: "Let me tell you, the blind sausage whiff, which is probably on Urban Dictionary.

Rhett: "The old sausage whiff
Stevie: - Is not great.

by Dodd0 May 24, 2023

Sausage & pork hole?

A discrete way of asking for oral sex.

"Do you want sausage & pork hole?'

by Nohappienesswithoutcqre April 13, 2016

Makin a sausage mcmuffin

the act of woman with a fake penis sticking her fake member inbetween a mans butt cheeks.

"My best friend was caught "Makin a sausage mcmuffin" with his girlfriend." His girlfriend stuck a fake Member in between his butt cheeks

by The Guy who helps December 1, 2016

furry moose sausage

A unshaven dick

I sucked a furry moose sausage last night, I got pubes in my mouth!

by Bitch_im_wet March 4, 2018

sausage link braid

A braid traditionally worn by bikers to keep their beard or long hair from whipping their face or from knotting.

Chris rides his bike so fast, he needs to sausage link braid his beard so it doesn't whip his face.

by Hero82 October 7, 2021

German Sausage Drop

During WW2 it's common knowledge that solders would drop grenades in the man hole or hatch of a tank to kill the solders inside, however the german sausage drop is a lesser known tactic. The german sausage drop is when a solder takes a shit or throws shit into the hatch of a german tank in an attempt to literally gas them out.

My grampa ran out of grenades in world war 2 so he used the german sausage drop strategy .

by WikiofRodos July 8, 2016

Pendulous Sacks of Sausage

Saggy breasts that have succumb to the inevitable effects of gravity. While thin and tubular on top, the compounded collection of adipose tissue gives a bulbous, pock-marked appearance at the base.

Regina's breasts were like two pendulous sacks of sausage - ever swinging to and fro.

by Mapsnellayroc July 22, 2017