Salty’d 

Usually when you find a crackhead looking intermodal driver named Robert he will start a sentence with just so you know or it wasn’t me usually you just got screwed on something.

Well I pulled into the yard to get a trailer and just got salty’d with a flat tire.

Salty’d by Hillrod March 30, 2022

Salty Geoff

When you’re on a boat and the frequency of the waves perfectly synchronises with your heartbeat causing a freak wave in your digestive tract - ultimately forcing you to abandon all humility and evacuate your bowels into any nearby receptacle (for example a bucket) irrespective of witnesses.

I thought I was going to make it into the harbour, but within barely thirty seconds a turtle head turned into a cloth toucher and I had to pull a Salty Geoff in front of my wife and her two best friends. It was only as I was leaning overboard rinsing the evidence away in the salty water that I realised what I had done and vowed instead to burn the bucket and never speak of the moment again.

Salty Geoff by Juanaconda May 31, 2022

Salty Pete 

A guy that talks about jobz all day but drives like Ms. Dasey

"I said E Pier not B Pier, stop being a salty Pete"

"Way to go leaving that compartment door open. You salty Pete today?"

Salty Pete by Denda June 30, 2022

Salty Gary

The Salty Gary is when you let the cum dry up and then snort it like cocaine.

I still can't believe she performed a Salty Gary on me last night. That stripper was worth ALL the money.

Salty Gary by Aylig July 18, 2022

salty sardine 

When one of your mates cums in a pussy and you eat it

Hey jeremt you wanna eat my salty sardine

salty sardine by Gwe July 31, 2022

Salty Parrot

To rest one's dick on another person's shoulder.

Yo, did you see me prank Paul yesterday when he was gaming and I gave him a Salty Parrot?

Salty Parrot by zbug773 August 2, 2022

salty whore head 

A person that owns a large amount of taco hats

If you are still hungry go and ask Nigel as he is a salty whore head

salty whore head by Crazy pants August 19, 2022