cincinnati shuffle

When you buy new items in order to replace and return used ones in disrepair under the new receipt and warranty. Best executed at stores with liberal return policies such as Wal-Mart, Amazon, and The Home Depot.

A: "Don't you already have glasses like that?"
B: "Ya, but mine are scratched. I'm going to cincinnati shuffle them."

by Shufflerock November 27, 2016

Ickey Shuffle

A happy dance performed after a victory or some other positive event; often involves rapid tapping or shuffling of the feet.

Originally a certain celebration dance done by National Football League player Ickey Woods when he scored a touchdown; usage has since broadened.

I was so happy I passed my final exam that I did the Ickey Shuffle right there in the classroom.

by Brian P. Hudson September 8, 2006

shuffling

to shuffle your cards- spanking the monkey, masturbate, whack off

"yoh Jefftile! stop shuffling your cards like i seen you last night through your window!"

by boys at school December 11, 2008

snuffy

The adopted member of the meese clan who aids in such consultations as wardrobe, makeup, and other such things; also a quasi hippie.

The Snuffy is eating lunch with us. The Snuffy is high on sugar.

by roseofthedust November 28, 2004

sluff master

someone who is always sluffin.someone who is always procrastinating.someone who does everything late or half ass.

he told me he would be done last week.I don't even think he started.dudes a sluff master

by teeo July 31, 2004

Adams apple shuffle

To force your cock down the throat of a geeky homo with an unusually large adams apple.

wow, see that there homo with an adams apple the size of a baseball? I love to give him an adams apple shuffle.

by DARRYL CRUTE December 11, 2006

Scuffy McGee

a bisexual mexican grandfather that enjoys fingering young boys under the age of 13 in the anal cavity

my rectum is sore from your Scuffy McGee last night

by pooperman_xxx September 26, 2003