Sloppy Joe

When a girl lays on her stomach and you're eating her out and she loses control over all bodily functions and leaks diarrhea down her pussy while you're still going down on her.

Friend 1: "I was eating my girl out the other day and I don't know what happened but she gave me a Sloppy Joe
Friend 2: "disgusting..."

by SotD0XGames March 26, 2019

Sloppy Joe

When you eat a girl out while she’s on her period

Bro I gave Kirsten a sloppy joe and it was gross but it was still better than the time i ate her ass

by BigFroDH April 3, 2019

Sloppy Watson

Three or more men engaging in docking.

Hey Ken, get over here and dock with Dan and I; we need a third for a sloppy Watson.

by DangStranger98 April 4, 2019

Sloppy johnson

When a female suck ur dick and u smack her in the face with it

John hit Ciara in the face with his sloppy johnson

by Sloppy Johnson April 19, 2019

Sloppy Yonk

The act of licking a guys taint (found behind the balls before the asshole ) in a slobbery, wet, and ostentatious way.

Me: “ girl things have been getting stale in the bedroom with my man so I gave him a sloppy yonk last night and he proposed!!”

Friend: “damn girl you needs teach me how to do THAT”

by Mbnmhc July 22, 2019

sloppy stoddard

A sloppy stoddard is a sandwich of corn, mixed with a 50/50 blend of mayonnaise and barbecue sauce, on a hoagie roll.

Dude I had a sloppy stoddard before the party the other night and spewed all over the server closet

by corn master 2000 July 29, 2019

Sloppy Waffle

When a man puts a tennis racket on a partner's face and comes all over it.

I gave her a huge load for our sloppy waffle last night!

by Sarcia26 August 12, 2019