Getting in the piss

One of the highest ranks of expressing how intoxicated you are, or will be. More aggressive form of 'getting on the piss' or 'OTP', as you are quantifying how deep you will be getting in the piss, rather than just getting on it. (See also: piss = alcohol/alcoholic beverage).

John: What are ya up to tonight mate?
Darryl: Getting in the piss bro.
John: How deep?
Darryl: Till I can't feel my legs

by djjnrsxx May 27, 2016

Scenic Piss

Going pee outdoors, preferably in a quiet place with a nice view.

Aw, man! I had a scenic piss in that forest and it was the most chill thing ever!

by Opinionated Webster June 1, 2016

Piss Weak

When Someone or Something is Said to be Extremely Soft or Weak.

1.
Person 1: "is Jay coming to Grafton?"
Person 2: "nup he's Piss Weak!"

2.
Person 1: "That Bloke Wants to Fight me Aye"
Person 3: "don't worry he couldn't hurt a fly, he's Piss Weak"

by m._dawg_.m November 1, 2019

Piss Fingers

A condition where, due to large amounts of uric acid in the blood, some of it secrets through sweat and skin pores, especially in the palms and fingers. This frequently causes corrosion, rust, and erosion of metal, leather, and plastic surfaces frequently handled with bare hands, including keyboards, guitar strings, tools, and the like.

"I don't let him handle my bass guitar because he's got piss fingers, and I don't feel like replacing the strings in six weeks."

by Lokimotive October 3, 2021

piss on bricks

A sentence of absolute frustration, when nothing else comes to mind to define your frustrations, this phrase is put into use.

Olivia: Well, what if the douchebag doesn't ignore you?
Katherine: Then piss on bricks.

by Totlo Wolf October 21, 2012

Piss wine

Piss that is fermented into wine that is used as a recreational drug in unpopular and poor areas.

Person A: I would like a glass of piss wine, please.
Waiter pours some piss wine into a glass.
Person C: Piss wine! Gross! Is this what your undeveloped country serves us???

by Sunny Beach August 21, 2013

Piss Fump

When two drunk people give each other a "fist bump." A drunk gesture after two people agree on something or think something is cool.

After drinking a 12 pack of Michelob Ultra, Tom made a funny joke and gave Mindy a piss fump. When the cast of Jersey Shore get wasted they all want to piss fump.

by dailybragger January 4, 2012