When a midget prostitute goes to the store and buys a large jar of pickles; makes a bikini out of the pickle skin, and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with a hippo.
In order to win her men over, sequoia performs the whackin n pickles routine; fortunately it has never failed.
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Get the Purple Pickles mug.Another slang term for Masturbation. Many include either food or animals, make of that what you want... Other examples include: Spanking the Monkey Jerkin your Gherkin Beating the Snake Chocking the Chicken Doodle your Noodle Wrestling your Eel
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Get the tickle my pickle mug.The robot aliens have just taken over Earth and they are sipping fine cognac and smoking cigars.
Will Smith comes in to the bar and says, "Hey freaky alien robots.. you can't just come down here and fuck Earth up. We got rules, you know."
The robot alien burst out in laughter and respond with some incomprehensible language that only Will Smith and other alien robots can understand...
And Will Smith retorts, "Aww no you di'nt... I will put a pickle in your pancake." and blasts them with a goo laser.
The aliens and Will Smith later become friends and bust out a rap together.
Will Smith comes in to the bar and says, "Hey freaky alien robots.. you can't just come down here and fuck Earth up. We got rules, you know."
The robot alien burst out in laughter and respond with some incomprehensible language that only Will Smith and other alien robots can understand...
And Will Smith retorts, "Aww no you di'nt... I will put a pickle in your pancake." and blasts them with a goo laser.
The aliens and Will Smith later become friends and bust out a rap together.
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