Pickled Bum Cakes

When Something doesnt go right when your cooking. This may be when you fail and burn the food or when you hurt yourself with a Kitchen Item.

This may also be used as a alternative to messing up or saying bollocks.

Oh, Pickled Bum Cakes i broke the friggin computer.

by Choclate Fireguard October 15, 2011

Pickle Fucker

When a dill pickle is hallowed out than put on your penis then you fuck and cum in it then eat it.

That pickle is taste. Yummy. Your a good pickle fucker

by Jason Moley April 13, 2010

Tickle My Pickle

A saying used to describe when a women "tickles" a man's penis.

Dude, do you think Jessica would tickle my pickle?!

by Evbrez January 22, 2007

Purple Pickles

It's an inside joke with me and my friends so BACK OFF!

Purple pickles are great!

by sdwdwwWD February 3, 2019

Tickle Your Pickle

Another slang term for Masturbation. Many include either food or animals, make of that what you want... Other examples include: Spanking the Monkey Jerkin your Gherkin Beating the Snake Chocking the Chicken Doodle your Noodle Wrestling your Eel

Guy: I'm So Horny
Girl: You should go home and Tickle your Pickle

by S.Y.F October 17, 2008

tickle my pickle

1. When you ask a girl to play with your dick during school.

ima get her to tickle my pickle bro!!

by don donjuan May 11, 2016

pickle in your pancake

To absolutely fuck someone's day up.

The robot aliens have just taken over Earth and they are sipping fine cognac and smoking cigars.

Will Smith comes in to the bar and says, "Hey freaky alien robots.. you can't just come down here and fuck Earth up. We got rules, you know."

The robot alien burst out in laughter and respond with some incomprehensible language that only Will Smith and other alien robots can understand...

And Will Smith retorts, "Aww no you di'nt... I will put a pickle in your pancake." and blasts them with a goo laser.

The aliens and Will Smith later become friends and bust out a rap together.

by Handstamp July 5, 2008