when your by yourself and you lounge around in your house, apartment, dorm, etc. naked. either because you like being naked or too lazy to put clothes on
by hardhitr3 August 16, 2009
When a person seems tall online and on social media but is short in real life
“She looks tall on her instagram”
“No way your only 5’0”
“She looks tall on her instagram”
“No way your only 5’0”
“I didn’t realize how short you were you seemed taller”
“Yeah I guess I just have tall person energy”
“Yeah I guess I just have tall person energy”
by NeelG March 25, 2019
by Jared O July 22, 2008
An individual is engaged in a strenuous activity and finds himself/herself in GI distress and on verge of defecating on oneself during said activity; individual still completes activity or event in a respectable time frame or other measurement. Used mostly when referring to athletic endeavor.
Runner: yo bitches I was cruising in my relay race on the A1A and rolling so hard I nearly shit my pants; unfortunately I had to ease up. Still ran a good time, it's my new shitty personal best.
Teammates: you better get yourself to a port a potty ASAP before you actually shit yourself. Just saying.
Teammates: you better get yourself to a port a potty ASAP before you actually shit yourself. Just saying.
by OG Baby Giraffe January 09, 2011
When a piece of literature is written in 3rd person, but switches to 2nd person tell a joke, thereby making the joke seem funnier and more realistic
"Bob was having a rough day, like the time you beat up your roommate just because he wouldn't let you have his pretzels."
Reader: HAHAHAHA!!! 5th Person Joke!
Reader: HAHAHAHA!!! 5th Person Joke!
by FoboSniped May 11, 2010
racist
white person
white person
by fortnitegodallah June 23, 2021
A person of sub par intelligence, to the extent that you have to assume they are merely a non-hominoid simian who has somehow aquired a human shaped, halloween costume.
by Elburno October 03, 2011