Knitting Patterns

Free Kniting Patterns, Cardigan Patters, Sweater Patterns, Afghan Patterns.

Website about knitting models. Free knitting patterns and knitting tutorial.

by imknitting May 8, 2018

Cracker Patties

The term used to described a Caucasian woman's flat, white butt.

"Damn, look at them cracker patties!" "I need to do more squats because I have cracker patties."

by Becky614 June 11, 2018

Krabby Patty

When you’re too pussy to finger a girl so you just feel her genitals through her clothing.

He was so scared his new girlfriend was on her period, so instead he just gave her a krabby patty.

by Whiteness143 June 14, 2018

St Patty Matty

A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day

“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “

by princessej March 26, 2018

Peppermint patti

Two black dudes smashing out a pale white girl.

Me and my bro met this pastey white chick last night. We ended up having a peppermint patti.

by Digdogger August 5, 2018

Krabby Patty

The act of grabbing both labia majora like a sandwich and striking the vagina & clitoris orally during cunnilingus.

That pussy was so fire I had to make a krabby patty.

by LeftSideDown August 9, 2018

Hank Patterson

Self proclaimed fly fishing expert and guide! Teaches at YouTube University. Typically found with a beer in hand.

So I was down at the creek that's 10 miles north of the big rock, and I hear someone yell out "HAMBONE!" That's how I knew that Hank Patterson hooked into a fish.

by Soapp August 9, 2018