When your facial hair is filled with the detritus of eating cheese and crackers and assorted snackables.
He clearly had overindulged on the appetizer tray. His Charcuterie Beard had enough Brie and cracker crumbs to feed a family of mice.
by IdeamanChicago December 22, 2023
Get the charcuterie beardmug. by Rezneck July 21, 2016
Get the lincoln beardmug. A young adult with a shitty beard that is easily upset over anything considered "woke" or might seem that way. Their beard is typically their only defining trait and is a cover for a lack of personality.
Jim was instantly pissed at trailer for the LoTr tv series and exlaimed, "They better not WOKE it up." His mom's girlfriend laughed and responded, "You don't have to watch it, ya weak-beard havin' ass."
by MacaroniSounds February 20, 2022
Get the Weak-beardmug. 
A bearded man whose facial hair is of such epic proportions that it makes everything cream in there pants
by lordsnoww March 6, 2015
Get the bearded godmug. by Kev22Wilt October 7, 2015
Get the Bearded Cavemug. by sg_10 November 3, 2021
Get the National Ugly Beard Daymug.