User name 

So if you want to piss off your friend a lot, go on his computer, and click on the top login bar where it says 'User name' and then type in User name yourself, and watch him / her physically hate you for the rest of their life after they type in their real username only to realise what you've done and in somecases, they might not look up at the screen, and will click 'enter' and will be extremely confused, why the fuck they didn't get in, I've done this a couple times because I'm the definition of a comedic genius (totally) and sometimes I fail, so I'd recommend also typing in at the very end something like got em or your mum gay or just whatever you want, so even if they eradicate the trap, they will still not gain access to the fucking computer.

"Did you type in User name to my fucking computer again you absolute nonce?"

User name by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019

Hanson (name) 

Hanson is an extremely good looking and talented athlete, Hanson specialises in either soccer or volleyball and is unstoppable at both, he’s also extremely caring for those around him and will always look after anyone he takes interest in, not only that he is funny and popular. you should meet someone like Hanson, he’s going to go places.

Yo I’m gna go see Hanson (name)

Bet, let me come too!

Hanson (name) by Hanson’s my best friend October 18, 2019

Quito name 

The ugliest guy ever, he never manages to make anyone laugh and always makes people sad

No one likes to be around him and no one ever wants to be in his presence. He doesn't have many friends and is usually lucky to have one or two. He is often very dumb and only makes dumb jokes which may make people laugh because of the dumbness. He's bad at sports and can't do anything to save his life.

Omg that guys is so ugly and annoying he must be a Quito name

Quito name by Bumboom December 11, 2019

The Name Game 

It's like The Penis Game, but instead of screaming "PENIS!", you have to scream somebody's name, e.g. your friend's name, your teacher's name, the name of that Asian kid who goes on all the national competitions etc.

P1: let's play the name game! I'm gonna start with (insert name).
P2:(iNsErT nAmE)
P1:(INSERT NAME)!
P3:(I N S E R T N A M E)!!1!!!
P1,2: wow

The Name Game by madafakar February 26, 2020

Insert Name Dictionary 

when people refer to a specific name as an entirely different species

insert name dictionary
guy 1: i searched up myself on urban dictionary to see my personality, but it doesn't seem to fit
guy2: are you fucking dumb? the fuck you think U.D is? psychic?

Insert Name Dictionary by that random homo sapien March 7, 2020

kwanzaa(name)

A very pretty,stylish and deep girl,usually tall and big eyed. She doesn't say much but yet full of surprises.Kwanzaas are creative by nature and are usually lonely due to their confusing personality,they come across as rude but once you get to know them, they're really nice people

Dextor:Yo what do yo name mean
Kwanzaa:first ma brother
Dexter:damn imma call yo ass first, start, foundation and the begging
Kwanzaa:hell no brother I'm the start my brother

Dexter:whatever my sister
Kwanzaa:Kwanzaa(name) is the beginning of the first fruit in the harvest period

kwanzaa(name) by Donell Lawrence April 1, 2020

middle name Veronica 

if u have the middle name veronica you are the bitchiest person on earth. u think ur quirky and badass when ur just not. u share ur problems with people that don’t give two shits. ur also fake asf and get jealous easily but u cant admit that.

hey r u friends w that girl?

eh not really shes highkey fake and annoying
ohhh she must have the middle name veronica

middle name Veronica by .giules May 21, 2020