Heavy Dad Breathing

When someone is breathing as hard and heavy as a dad who has just found out that his daughter has a boyfriend and he's coming over.

Woah man, you need to calm down with your heavy dad breathing.

by ReallyBigFaggot May 7, 2020

Dad with no rizz

When you are darker than usual and eat you're with water cuz you have no dad because he left your rizz in his pocket.

Dad with no rizz.That nigga has no dad and no rizz fr fr. Jidion. cHEESE. @MILKLTRENDERDAD5546.CUM. #Norizzor milk4unigga.

by cheese bals with no crust.Jidu November 4, 2022

Your dad

Your dad lol

Your dad gay lol

by ESBirdnerd November 30, 2021

Cool Dad

Your dad is cool when he’s playing rough

Cool dad

by A rough mean face September 5, 2009

Wetting the Dad's Head

The traditional celebration for new fathers whereby, upon arrival of the new born, they procure a lady (different from the mother) and receive a blowjob.

Wetting the Dad's Head - Ecstatic about the arrival of his new son, Steve wasted no time at all in heading to the local meat market to get his head wet in celebration.

by Gourmet January 6, 2009

Step-mom-dad

A woman who quite literally is a motherfucker, who is more manly than a father. Typically owns more tools, alcohol, and firearms than most men. Has the fighting capabilities to whoop yo ass. She also possess female capabilities such as cooking, cleaning, and household renovations.

It’s a woman, it’s a man…it’s a STEP-MOM-DAD!!

by BigWhiteCaulk February 9, 2022

What happen to dad?

he died.

John: What happen to dad?
Bob: He died.

by your dad in a disguise. August 26, 2021