Soft Machine

A close-ranged stand in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 that attacks using it's sword, and attacks its target by deflating them. Zucchero is the stand user of Soft Machine.

ABBACHIO: Watch out, Soft Machine has attacked Narancia!

by johnbeanpotter September 30, 2022

fap machine

When someone just can’t stop fapping…

Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*

Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!

Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…

*a few minutes later*

“This is the police! Put your hands up!”

Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…

“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”

*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*

by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022

Machine

A mechanical device.

Curly- You talking to my girl? I should mess you up right now.

Lennie- I wasn't talking to your girl Curly, it's going to get caught in the machine if you keep doing that. Then will you calm down?

Curly- Okay, I'm calm for now. But don't let the calm fool you, I'll fuck you up if you try to clown me.

Lennie- Okay, I won't try.

by The Original Agahnim January 3, 2022

Tit harvest machine

The device that sucks the pregnant woman's titties bone dry. The most useful device on any Amazon baby registry.

Janine's titties were deflated after using the tit harvest machine. Her nipples were soft after a successful tit harvest.

by Rock your rockhard January 6, 2022

Yeet Machine

A blade, usually from a razor or pencil sharpener, used for self harming.

My bestie tried to hide her yeet machine from me but it didn't work.

by sewerslidewhore December 11, 2021

Machine Gun

A sex act where you have a threesome with an ATF agent's mother and wife, preferably rapidly and without a condom.

Did you hear the ATF raided Jim after he bragged about how he did a machine gun?

by Peg Your Dad for Christ March 24, 2022

content machine

In reality, he's nothing but a meat shield

I'm a content machine pepeW

by Praydan January 23, 2022