March 8

March 8 is the day the stinkiest vaginas are born. If you are born on this day you have no butthole and you shit out of your genitals.

Oh it's March 8? Some bitches are gonna have stinky pussies today!

by poopycoochy October 18, 2019

Flag

Get the March 8 mug.

Marching Band

people that play an instrument and walk, THIS IS NOT A SPORT

I'm in marching band i only walk and plat an instrument.

by Just a casual guy November 18, 2014

Flag

Get the Marching Band mug.

March 15

The Ides of March. Julius Caesar got killed on this day in history -- if you were born today, you've probably been accused of his death. (Or, at least I have).

You're a Pisces, terribly emotional but you try to hide it. You probably have a weird interest in knives or other bladed weapons. Maybe you /did/ kill Caesar...

Hey, watch out, that kid's a March 15 baby.

by phantasmaqoria October 18, 2019

Flag

Get the March 15 mug.

No mastrubating March

You can’t mastrubating whole month it is like no nut November but with mastrubating and girls needs to participat

Girl:yo I will go mastrubating home

Boy: no you can’t

Girl:why
It’s no mastrubating march

by Krapālis November 17, 2019

Flag

Get the No mastrubating March mug.

March 29

The day on which on which something divine takes place. It's the kind of day where you wake up and there aren't facebook engineers trying to brainwash you with algorithms. If you drink a lot of fluoride, don't worry about this holiday.

It's March 29, it's 329. Let's fucking go, y'all fucking slow. I'm ready to be free of brainwashing, ready to escape like Shawshank. Ready to do all of the shit that the elite hate.

by The Realest No-Name October 18, 2019

Flag

Get the March 29 mug.