Luke

wild Lukes are often found in the Middle School forest. These creatures are often described by researchers as fatherless, short, homophobic beings. Lukes diets are often made up of Chick Fil A and a bit of water, as that is all they need. If you have a pet Luke, make sure to feed it often, or else it will bite you.

Person 1: what is that terrifying being?
Me: Its.. a Luke

by shrekussy March 30, 2023

Luke

a person who can't read

Luke probably can't read this

by johnathan allen January 22, 2023

Luke harris

A Luke Harris is a very rare specimen only found in the dangerous plains of central Ohio. If one has the chance to meet Luke Harris his life will be changed forever. He is a strong believer in the fact that Canada is not real. He has a special haircut and sitting at the same table as him at lunch is at the same time an honor and a curse. He plays the saxophone and doesn't hesitate to play careless whisper from time to time. A Luke Harris is an interesting specimen and meeting him is an unforgettable event in life.

hi luke harris !

monkey monkey

by CanadaIsNotReal January 30, 2023

Luke Powers

Luke is a kinda, sweet hearted man with sharp features. He loves music, playing music, and spending time with his wife and kids. He used to be a teacher, but went to military. He’s a very kind man, don’t waste the time you have with him, because he can be gone as fast as you met him..

I wish Mr. Powers would come back..
Luke Powers?

by Demon Child 95 February 2, 2023

Luke Ford

basically the giga chad with infinite rizz

Luke Ford is some sexy guy

by skcjvbk February 2, 2023

Luke Fine

A term used to define people who just scratch the surface of being called "fine"

- normally referring to what most would call a 5/6 out of 10

- these individuals are ever so slightly above average

Friend 1: yo what do you think of this girl I'm going out with?
Friend 2: she's pretty (in his head: damn she luke fine)

by anonymous February 6, 2023

The Luke Hawash

When you jerk off in a dead woman's ashes.

"Ayo he's doing The Luke Hawash! Rub it up in those ashes! Get em' all over that thing! He's got that blackface dick!"

by theJankySkank February 9, 2023