dad legs

Legs that are so daddy they are Dad legs

Danggggg boyyyy look at thoes Dad legs.

by Death Star October 30, 2017

Stanky Leg

When a leg is gangrenous, it will sometimes secrete a foul-smelling pus.

Soldiers, while marching through Vietnamese wetlands, often would become gangrenous, and when left untreated, would have one hell of a Stanky Leg.

by UncleDoden June 5, 2019

Baby legs

A delicious treat used as an aphrodisiac, they are commonly eaten after a birth or if there is left over in the hospital.

Doctor: “It’s a beautiful baby boy.”
Berther:” good, we can harvest it’s legs now.”

Patient:”What’s for dinner?”
Nurse:”we have been given some baby legs.”
Patient:” What in Actual fuck.”

by TheConnoisseur August 9, 2020

Leg-end

Someone who thinks they are a legend, but is actually a bellend.

A: Man, check out that guy with a Dench cap on.
B: What a leg-end.

by IAmNinboy June 10, 2016

Leg-End

A sad bastard who posts shit online other peoples amusement.

See the picture that twat Jimmy Carr posted on Twitter? What a Leg-End.

by Betaville October 20, 2018

leg pusher

1)One who often pushes others into sexual activity
2)Peer pressuring another into sex.
3)A person who is pushing another into doin something, in which they do not want to.

Chris: Hey girl. What are you doin this w-end?
Gina: Probablly just goin to parties or something fun?
Chris: oh thats cool. Well when are you going to lemme get that?
Gina: Gosh Chris your such a leg pusher.

by herecomesjohnnyappleseed March 2, 2009

Paedo Legs

When a woman's legs are in need of a shave.

I had to wear jeans today cause I've got really bad paedo legs.

by holly and georgia October 17, 2009