thighs save lives

That one goth girl on Instagram who is a paid moderator in the discord server you're in that posts thigh and monster pics and you're too scared to follow so you just like every signal photo because you're a fucking creep and hope they both will and won't notice.
the fuck

She set her bio “thighs save lives”
You: Damn thighs save lives
Decent Humane Society: what the fuck

by femboyorgans March 8, 2022

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living banner

An annoying person who intensively promotes his political views to everyone and everywhere, by any means, despite the fact that no one wants to read or hear them.

-I painted an entire city with anarchist slogans today
-You're such a living banner, Tommy, get a life and a job

by Coco Jambo November 12, 2021

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never in my nine lives

“Never in my nine lives” bites off the whole cats have nine lives thing. It’s what you say when something’s so unbelievable, it’s like it never happened, not even once across all nine of your lives.

“Girl, you're crazy if you really think I’m buying that story. Never in my nine lives would I fall for that.

by Opiumbae September 9, 2025

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Nathan Livings

The detestable father of William James Livings, he has a crippling gambling addiction which has drained his family of all money and has racked up thousands in credit card debt. He is short (4ft to be exact), bald and a 'Damned Juggernaut' likened to the appearance of Mr Hyde. He is associated with the Morman church and is the churches number 1 'Soaking' master. Husband to the domineering wife Katy Livings who strikes fear into the souls of many. He is currently unemployed and resides in the casino's female bathroom munching on the Morrisons savers crisps after his recent slot machine loss. If you see this man please hide your poker chips as to not fuel his gambling addiction.

Nathan Livings you are under arrest for indescent exposure.

by Toby Sharpe December 5, 2024

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i'm a prince and i live in a car

a joke in the homestuck fandom. “i’m a prince and i live in a ship” is a lyric from Ugly Story, a song about Eridan Ampora. in 2020, swag eridan (a very popular eridan cosplayer) was outed as being a nazi and abuser, and was last seen living out of his car.

i have no idea how you would use i'm a prince and i live in a car in a sentence but ud is forcing my hand

by manzanaverde May 13, 2024

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