don't fake it to kick it

you don't have to lie or act like you are someone else to hang out with me or be my friend

guy 1: I just got back from climbing Mt. Everest. What a high!
guy 2: Me too. I'm surprised I didn't see you there!
guy 1: don't fake it to kick it! I hang with losers, just not liars!

by Dawnelle June 23, 2008

Kick a Linn day

When your local Linn is annoying you, you just want to kick her but it's against the rules and with kick a Linn day (the 9th of December) you get permission to kick Linn.

Did you know it's a kick a Linn day

by Linn haters October 21, 2020

kicked MySelf to the curb

to get out of a bad relationship with an unstable female, while having her think it was her idea, thereby sparing oneself vicious reprisals.

"Yo that psycho bitch was blowin my shit up and creepin by my crib every nite like it was her job, so I kicked MySelf to the curb!"

by J January 21, 2004

kick the fire hydrant

the game of kicking a fire hydrant

step 1.) go outside and locate a fire hydrant
step 2.) kick the fire hydrant
step 3.) repeat step 2 until satisfied

by SirStephen February 8, 2012

kick ass quotient

A measure of an individual's, group's, nation's, etc's ability to kick ass in any given competition.

"Dude... what's up with France... their kick ass quotient is nonexistent!"

by Andrew Spotts June 28, 2007

tennessee thrust kick

when a man ejaculates on his foot and then kicks an unlucky girl in the face.

Dude she is such a whore that i just had to tennessee thrust kick her.

by big daddy d 09 December 9, 2009

Pumped up kicks

A school shooting and it’s also a meme

Dude there’s a pumped up kicks happening in that school

by Flying boys in the joke November 21, 2018