spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.
WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear
by Quastel Leeyawnka April 17, 2010
Get the Base-Jumpmug. by RLM2006 July 9, 2019
Get the Catch a jumpmug. by Youshouldhavethatlookedat January 26, 2024
Get the Trump Jumpmug. by Turnt silly August 6, 2022
Get the Jump offmug. by Stillfunkywhitemonkey33 June 24, 2022
Get the Jumped his bonesmug. Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
by Laapwing May 19, 2024
Get the You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the ovenmug. when your favorite show starts to flag and go downhill, and then adds a fat character for no good reason making the show look stupid, as when STD added Stacey Abrams as the president of Earth
When The Mandalorian added Lizzo as it's "jumping the whale" moment, we all knew it was on its way down then.
by NeoTechni April 7, 2023
Get the Jumping the whalemug.